The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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boobs

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Fat people.

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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Where is my tractor?

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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