whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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Sonic

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