What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

What did the car do? CRASH!

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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