- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

Womens rights !

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

What city likes baseball the most? New York

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

why is pie good. because it just is.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

Wanna hear a joke? no

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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