How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

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How are cars made? By magic.

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

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What happen? Idk...

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

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Dont read this joke

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A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

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How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

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Womens rights

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What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

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I died shortly after writing this.

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you will now laugh.

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Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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