How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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I was Writing and i broke my pencil

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What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

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Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

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Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

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This is not a joke

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

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What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

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What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

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Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

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Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

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A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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