What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

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civil rights

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Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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How would you rule?

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I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

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A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

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If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

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Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

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Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

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What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Butt poop.

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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GADZOOKS!

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Anti Joke

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