- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

The Moon Landing.

i lyk 2 eet pup

Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

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