What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Justin Bieber.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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Gun Control

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Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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Guess what i just did. Master bait.

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knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

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Ross.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

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roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

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when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

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Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

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What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

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If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

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What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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