- Anti Joke

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

I would rape her

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.