- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

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