Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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why dont they make black forks

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

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Jayden Eccles

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Do you know the muffin man? No

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Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

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Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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