why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

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