ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

No thank you, I don't like violence

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

What is green and is not grass A frogg

roses are red violets should be purple

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

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