Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

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Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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purple pickles

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

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Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

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why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

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lewis ya baggy fuck

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

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Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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