- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

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