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What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

Harry Styles

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

MySpace.

once upon a time, it snowed

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

racism...deal with it!

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

darude- sandstorm

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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