Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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