knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

A white person at Harvard

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

hey justin

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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