- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

I'd like to make a withdraw

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

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