Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

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your mom died.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

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Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

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How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

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What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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Anti Joke

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