- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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