is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

this is not a joke. jks

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

A dyslexic blind man

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

its funny cuz i laughed!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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