- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

Whats long and black? The unemployment line

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

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