What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

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Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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What's the most offensive joke you've ever heard? EVENTS: The Black Plague The 2004 Indian Ocean Earthquake and Tsunami The Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre Space Shuttle Columbia The Boston Bombing The Enron Scandal The Great Depression Hurricane Katrina The Iraq War Krakatoa Mt. Vesuvius September 11 2001 The sinking of the Titanic World War I and II PEOPLE: Adolf Hitler Al Capone Attila the Hun Ariel Castro Blackbeard Caligula Charles Manson Ed Gein Elizabeth Bathory Idi Amin Ivan the Terrible Jeffery Dahmer Josef Fritzl Josef Mengele Joseph Stalin Kim Il-sung The Ku Klux Klan Nero Osama bin Laden Pol Pot Saddam Hussein Mao Zedong The Taliban Torquemada Vlad the Impaler DISEASES: AIDS Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis Bubonic Plague Cholera Chronic Diarrhea Cystic Fibrosis Dysentery Ebola Virus Gonorrhea Herpes Leprosy Mad Cow Malaria Necrotizing Fasciitis Polio Rabies Scurvy Swine Flu Smallpox MISCELLANEOUS: Alcoholism Anorexia Nervosa and eating disorders Arson Bestiality Cannibalism Capital punishment Castration Child abuse Colonoscopies Coprophilia/phagia Drug abuse/addiction Electric torture The gassing of cats and dogs that have been abandoned Genocide Human sacrifice Identity theft Losing one's favorite childhood toy Mustard gas Necrophilia Neo-Nazism One's grandmother dying Pedophilia Racism Rape Religious intolerance Stillborn babies Suicide Walking on broken glass Working on weekends

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

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What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

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