A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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Sarah Palin

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

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I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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