What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

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yo momma so fat. that shes fat

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

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What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

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Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

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Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

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What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

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Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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