Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

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Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

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A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

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A man walks into a bar

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

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Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

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