- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

Your future.

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

Women's rights

there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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