- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

ahem what? what. oh I thought you said something

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

Do you speak alien? Hola.

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

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