So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

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Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

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A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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raisin boogers

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

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A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

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Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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black people

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Safe sex MR

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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