Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

Nickelback

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

world peace

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

Samraj.

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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