How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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sorry got to poo

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

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How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

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Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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