- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

What does two plus two equal? 4

Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

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