- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

what goes woof ? A dog.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

What's the capital of Ohio? O

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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