1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

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Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

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Oh, right

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

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You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

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How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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