Man #1:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: I don't know Man #1: Because he died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Because he died? Man #1: Yep. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Really? Come on, I've already answered your stupid question. Man #1: JUST ANSWER! Man #2: Fine, because he died. Man #1: No, peer pressure. Duh. Man #2 promplty punches Man #1 in the face and continues about his buisness.

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

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What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

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Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

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Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

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The MLS

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What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

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How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

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Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

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Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

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A man... walks.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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