What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

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Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

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falling didnt make the difference

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Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

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I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

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The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

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Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

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Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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A man walks into a bar.

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

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Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

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Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

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What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

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A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

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Anti Joke

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