- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

i just wrote this so hard

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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