- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

kcuf read it backwards

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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