Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

whats 69+2? 71

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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