What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

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Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

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What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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A man penetrates another man.

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