- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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