once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

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What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

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Look whos talking Matt Critchley

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Obama getting elected in 2012.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

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roses are red and violets are in fact violet

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

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Dyslexics have more nuf!

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Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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