what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

If you like this, it will have one extra like

raisin boogers

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

Autism speaks but not really

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

OIO

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

Hitler

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

Women's rights

obama's promises

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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