What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

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What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

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What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

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Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

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how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

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Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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