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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

Tough crowd tonight...

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

i am writing this because i felt like it.

What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

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