There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

josh roberts got the d in geog

Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

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An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

Barack Obama

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

What is 9 + 10? 21

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

my gramma died

Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

knock knock no ones home

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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