- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

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