Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

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Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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were you expecting a joke

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What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

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Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

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what smells worse then shit Drew White

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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A man walk into a bar he buys a few drinks. When he is done the bar tender gives him his check. Man told the bar tender he has no money to pay for it. Bartender says," ok how about this we have a horse in the back that hasn't laughed a day in his life if you can make him laugh you get the drinks for free." so man proceeds to do so. A few minutes later man comes out horse is dying. So the man gets his drink for free. A few days later man comes back with the same deal. So the bartender tells him" that horse hasn't stopped laughing since you went back there. If you can make him stop you get your drinks for free." Man goes in a few minutes later comes out horse is crying. Man man is remarked by how he did it but he doesn't question it. A few days past the man comes back an the horse is still crying...... So the bartender ask the man how he did..... Man says," first I told him I had a bigger dick then him....second time I proved it"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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